Category Archives: People We’d Like To Hang Out With

What Would This NFL Player Be If He Wasn’t in the NFL? The Hot New Game That’s Sweeping the Apartment I Live In.

I feel badly about it, but I do my part to fulfill gender stereotypes. I am hopelessly bad at math, I stare blankly at people when they give me directions that use words like “east” or “south,” and my running … Continue reading

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The Ten Kinds of Yelp Reviewers

Every time I go to Yelp to find a restaurant, car place or prison (article highlight: “They have juice boxes! If you’re going to get arrested, do it in Arlington County.”), I always come to the same conclusion. I always … Continue reading

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Bullpen By Committee 4/30: On Prospects and Hype

This week saw the loss of Bullpen contributor Colin to Atlantic City, and the addition of top prospects Bryce Harper and Mike Trout to the big leagues. What follows is some musings on the nature of prospect hype and fandom. … Continue reading

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Self-Esteem Boost of the Day: People Falling Down While Texting

I’m not perfect. Far from it, actually. I am currently writing this post to procrastinate writing the recap no one’s waiting for of a TV show that no one watches, I’ve never owned an iron,¬†and I’m too lazy to think … Continue reading

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How a Skins fan deals with landing Robert Griffin III

Hey there, creeps! In case your twitter broke yesterday on the way to your google, you might have not heard the news, but the Redskins made headlines in the sports world with by throwing the kitchen sink at the St. … Continue reading

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Scenarios from 1990s video games that I find rather plausible

Being one of the few people in the civilized world without an advanced gaming system, I miss out on a lot of the social aspects of video games, such as inviting people over to wiggle around in front of an … Continue reading

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Five Families Whose Holiday Gatherings Were More Uncomfortable Than Yours

As the holidays come to an end and we all head back to work, you may be dealing with some lingering feelings of depression. Maybe it’s the post-holiday blues. Or maybe it’s from having recently gathered with relatives, where you … Continue reading

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