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Hamsterdam Health Update: Those jeans make your butt look like a slightly larger butt.

Ariba, muchacos! I’m back from my self-imposed exile from blogging. I hope you enjoyed your vacation. I’m happy to return today, because we’ve got something extremely important to discuss. Besides your semi-annual trip to the gym, we’ve got some groundbreaking … Continue reading

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You’re 25; Stop Putting Your Balls On Other Guys (And Doing Other Stuff)

I recently turned 25, the first of my close friends to do so. In addition to giving me a chance to reflect on what a miserable failure my first quarter-century of life has been (and lie to myself about changes … Continue reading

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I Figured Out How to Embed Videos!!! (of Inspirational Rap Songs)

Today I’m going to do something rare and be positive! I’m going to do this by sharing some of my favorite inspirational rap songs. The idea for this post sprang from Lupe Fiasco’s new single, “Show Goes On.” On first … Continue reading

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Lost in Translation: Christmas Edition

Welcome to another occasionally recurring, non-creative, incredibly lazy feature in which I translate song lyrics into foreign languages, then back to English, and make fun of them. This particular lazy post idea was inspired by Seth Hoffman’s German translation wizardry … Continue reading

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Love to Hate to Watch ‘Em: The Best Villians on Network TV

Alright, I decided to forgo a discussion about buying fruit online (how do you know it’ll be fresh???), so you know that this next post holds a special place in my small, shriveled heart. For the record, I don’t watch … Continue reading

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